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From Afghanistan

Two Afghan construction workers were working in the field to build an airport for Northern Alliance. An American foreman was supervising their work. 

The workers found three hand grenades. Their foreman asked them to take that to the Military Post. 

"OK. But suppose if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks one worker

His foreman replied "Don't worry about it, I will  tell them we only found two." 

 

''President Obama escalated the war in Afghanistan, he sent the Navy in to shoot at pirates in the Indian Ocean, and now he's attacking Libya. It's like he took the Nobel Peace Prize as an insult.'' óJimmy Kimmel

Jimmy forgot to mention Drone Attacks on tribal areas of Pakistan. 

Walking Economy

The Finance Minister had appointed a very senior and able economist as Financial Advisor on a fat monthly salary. It was expected that he would come up with practical solutions to help solve serious economic problems.

After several months the exasperated economist told the minister, "I am sorry. Our problems are so grave and  complex that I can't solve them."

"But why? You have got such long experience. Everybody calls you walking economy" Enquired the minister. 

"Well Sir. The problems of this ministry are so bad that I have developed depression. My hair line is in recession, my stomach remains a victim of inflation, and net worth of my abilities has devalued."


If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion._George Bernard Shaw 

 

''We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.'' óJay Leno


An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie and intrigue for the benefit of his country._Henry Wotton

But when a diplomat tells the truth with bad intent, it beats all the lies one can invent. 

 

Circular from Interior Ministry.

"Security Arrangements at the Ministry.

As of tomorrow, Government employees will only be able to 
access the Secretariat building using individual security 
cards. Pictures will be taken next Thursday by Rehman & Mirza Brothers Photo studio and employees will receive their cards in nextyear. Female employees can wear Burqas for photos."
 

Quote from the President: "Democracy is a lot of MNAs doing 
what I say because I do what is in the interest of the  Presidency and the party.

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