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Marriage is a wonderful institution. In Pakistan a husband can do what he pleases. In US it enables a man to do as his wife pleases.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

 

Suggestions to PIA
1. Passengers sitting next to a crying baby should receive free tape recorder and headphones.

2. When Qazi Hussain Ahmed, Mufti Munib , Maulan Mufti etc. travel by PIA a Burqa clad airhostess should serve them meals.

3. There should be separate Ladies Compartment. 

4. Like airline employees each MNA must have yearly quota for free tickets for his family. 

The national airlines takes great pains in getting Passengers Comments cards. They are meticulously filled in by the flight stewards with favorable comments that please the top brass.

 

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards._ Benjamin Franklin


My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife 
you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. 
_ Socrates

 

White Lies on Black Day

Q. JI and the Right Wing opposition parties had called for 
protest rally against amendment in Blasphemy laws and called
it a black day. What happened?

A. The Government white washed it and say that few
participated in the protest. And opposition exagerated and told 
white lies that millions participated in the protests.

Two members of Islamabad Gymkhana were talking to each other.

"I can't understand how a grade 21 officer can cheat at the card game of flush?"

"Are you talking about Mr. X? Tell me what happened"

"When I asked him to show his hand he showed up all the four aces."

"So what? That is possible"

"Well, how can that be when I had two aces up in my 
sleeves"
 

 

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